Cleo's Dating Blog

Click Here for NAKED Photos of Me

Posted on: January 23, 2012

Want to see some naked pictures??

There is a reason why Kim Kardassian made a sex tape and why the Jersey Shore cast are rich and famous. Quality is not what rules media, sex and drama sell, and just because you have something great to say doesn’t mean people will choose that over this week’s TMZ.

It has taken me a decent amount of time to build up my medium-sized, quality-driven following. So you can imagine my secret frustration when my never-would-have-thought-about-blogging-if-it-wasn’t-for-me ex started a blog… and got more viewers his first week than I did in my first year!

I know my blog has great writing, complex ideas wrapped in shiny bows, and the charming likes of myself. However, he got it right in putting shirtless photos of himself! (And let’s be honest, I dated him for a reason).

Which brings me to my next point, if you clicked on this post when you normally don’t bother reading my blog, think about what that may imply about you. But hey! No judgement, I read crap online for fun too. I just thought you should know.

Anyway, you can make it up to me by watching my new video. Maybe I’m naked in it!

(Huge thank you to Zach Pizza and The Way Home podcast).

I may be bitter but I still love you,

Cleo

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2 Responses to "Click Here for NAKED Photos of Me"

I TOTALLY CLICKED ON THIS POST, SHAMELESSLY HOPING FOR NAKED PHOTOS. NOW ALL I CAN DO IS LEAVE THIS COMMENT IN CAPSLOCK ANGER.

lol…that shit is funny@yellowpaperclips. good writing cleo. loyal follower and strong believer. cleo for president!!

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